MARIAH CAREY WILL DEFROST TOMORROW!!! EVERYONE!!! GET YOUR HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS!!! YOU WILL NEED IT!!! Tips on how to survive the holidays: • DO NOT wear red. It increases your chance of being murdered by mariah carey! • DO hide under the christmas tree. She never checks it. • Avoid public stores, the song could play there, which increases your chance of being murdered by Mariah Carey. • If you're way too worried about her finding you, escape earth and move to a different planet. the safest ones are Mars & Tamagotchi Planet. She will never find you there. (suggested by @SeaBass317) Oh, and also, "how to be even more safe: go to IO (jupiter's moon) or venus, they are extremely hot with volcanoes and other stuff. she will never get you there!" (Quote written by @Igus1906 ) We need to spread awareness about this!
