da nayme's choip shoip, boit ya cayn cawll may choip. oi'm a moimber of da mayhaym attayck squowd, da mowst elite decayptecawn foiting unit, and an ayx-incectecawn. aftoi leeving coybetwon, I laynded in brooklyn, oynd layed low, woiting for my boiss to coym bayck.
for the people who want to read it without the brooklyn accent: the name's chop shop, but you can call me chop. I'm a member of the mayhem attack squad, the most elite decepticon fighting unit, and an ex-incecticon. after leaving cybertron, I landed in brooklyn, and layed low, waiting for my boss to come back.
