Echo: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it. Echo: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there. Toady: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing. Rogue: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, ######. (Someone?): Echo, you're testifying in an aggravated a--ault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand. Echo: Why? I'm fine on the stand! *flashback to Testimony #1* Echo: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand. Echo, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME. *flashback to Testimony #2* Echo: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face? Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: ...Crying? *flashback to Testimony #3* Echo: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers. Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer? Toady: Yeah I'm LGBT. Toady: cuLt leader. Toady: God hates me personally. Toady: cowBoy hat. Toady: *sniffles* Trying my best. Rogue, looking over Corey’s shoulder: You can draw? Corey, stopping what they were doing: You can speak? Carol: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon. Maryline: It's locked. You got a lock pick? Krista: Yeah- Echo: *kicks in the door* Toady: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when Echo ate an entire tube of lipstick. Echo, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?! Corey: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. Toady: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes. Carol: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting. Toady: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands. (Mm, Toady do you even know what a Birthday is?) Maryline: Love makes people do stupid things. Heather: I love everything! Maryline: That explains a lot. Maryline: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes. Toady: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you. (Hmmmmm) Krista: Rogue isn’t answering my messages. Echo: Allow me. Krista: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi- Rogue: *replying to message* Hello. Toady: You played me! Carol: Like the cheap kazoo you are! Toady: Alright, what pizza toppings should we order? Rogue: Anchovies and pineapple. Carol: I like beets! Echo: Have you guys ever had a cheese-less pizza? Toady: I’m disowning all of you. (Pineapple pizza good) Corey: How do you type so fast? Maryline: Anxiety. Carol: Just be yourself. Say something nice. Heather: Which one? I can't do both. Echo: I don’t have anything against you, but I can make up lots of reasons to attack you!! (Uh oh)
I’m just gonna draw these scenarios when I get motivation :>
