[DISCLAIMER: Please don't report this. It was made with care and is spooky, so please skedaddle if you easily get spooked!] Come work at the Hydration-Station Pitstop, a good place for great deals on fuel and refreshments! We need you as the new night watch, so no devious rapscallions can destroy or steal our property. On the job you will have numerous utilities to keep an eye out and protect yourself with if anything goes wrong, which I assure you, will not. Ignore the countless rumors of disgruntled locals or the location being near an off-limits power source during a time of war. It's just an in-and-out job. There shouldn't be any problems, right?
