“SPVNG was found dead lying next to an empty road in the middle of nowhere. We don’t know the cause of this death, but we could see a broken car in flames, so we can only assume that he died in a car crash. We had an interview with Satullus, who was apparently apart of this passing, and he said that he was trying to escape death. We’re not sure if we can believe him or not, but that doesn’t matter. If any of the SPVNG family members finds his body, please contact us at 1-800-[REDACTED].”
