NEW FLAVORS! Grape: 1 Farlandian Dollar Nuclear lime: 1 Farlandian Dollar Quantum Berry: 1 Farlandian Dollar Mystery: 1 Farlandian Dollar Raspberry: 1 Farlandian Dollar
what's up guys it's the interdimensional critic. today I am rating the newest gen of Ameber Labs soda which has been gathering dust for months. let's cartwheel in. I want to take a moment to diss amber labs because of how long it takes to make new flavors mind you the bottles are worse since the caps are even harder to take off but the flavors are even worse. the raspberry soda is just colored water and has no flavor. the aftertaste is just toothpaste and nightmares why? just why? did someone get laid off and cause this company to fail? 1/10 would blow up with grenades again. next quantum berry, which is another failure. first of all the mix of flavors and tastes make me confused at what they are trying to do. like is it sweet or sour but nope they chose chalk and chalk it tastes like. the aftertaste still is like biting into a pencil and choking on the lead. plus it's thick like glue which shouldn't be how it feels. the grape is next. you may say since the last time the grape was mid it wouldn't be this time but the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. my original dislike of grape was that it didn't taste like grape and the taste was just bad. After all, it was bad but now its even worse the taste worse, the smoothness worse the only thing good that makes ie a 2 is that I can buy these dirt cheap and party guests just drink it so 2/10 would never rate again. everything past this point is good with nuclear lime being obviuoly tasting like sprite but sour which I kinda like but the after taste was the point of why I love this drink. with a after taste of tasty bubbly japennese soda. 9/10 would recommend. now mystery. mystery is nice. it taste like caton candy faygo and smells like it too. not much to say expect the after taste has a odd tangy feel that is good but still odd. 7/10 would reccomend.
