Nice of the Mr. Man Guy to create us a randomized Hotel Mario intro, eh you? I hope he made lotsa randomized segments! You, look! It's from Mr. Man Guy! Dear pesky viewers: Mr. Guy Man and I have taken over the Hotel Mario intro! The Hotel Mario intro is now a permanent guest as one of my 195 shared projects! I dare you to watch it if you can. We gotta watch the project! And YOU gotta start it! If you need instructions on how to view this project, check out the enclosed green flag.
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