"Every second of your life, pretend you have an hour left to live. So that you appreciate life..." - Bot "The person who invented knock knock jokes should get a no-bell prize." - Teardrop "Okay I'm not THAT evil, guys I swear-" - Cam "If you have a story, some spare time, and the will to do the work, nothing will stop you from telling your story to anyone who wants to hear it" - Alan Becker "I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD!!!!\" - Elythra "Did you know that if a nuclear explosion happens, all frozen pizzas within a certain radius will be PERFECTLY COOKED!? I mean, if you're OK with radioactive pizza, of course..." - Me. "Monkeys are useless idiots. All they know how to do is eat bananas." - My brother. "Everyone says nothing is impossible. But, I do nothing all the time. So, nothing is indeed possible." - Toast "An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backwards. So when difficulties are dragging you back, it means that life is gonna launch you into something great. So just focus, and keep aiming." - I forgot who said this. HH I DUNNO I JUST WANTED TO POST SOMETHING SO THAT THIS ACCOUNT WOULD BE JUST A LITTLE LESS DEAD OKAY- I suggest you don't put much thought into these...
