Click on the uniqx to stealing him (if you steal him for real he will find you and do unspeakable evils i think according to this very friendly email i got reminding me about that)
This project exists a place to waste your time pretending to steal uniqx instead of actually doing it If you steal uniqx, uh, you're are cringe, and uh, unstupid yourself or else Yo uniqx, if you want me to delete this I will, but it's supposed to be like an ironic funny sort of thing... (I'll unshare it if it's not funny)