Convo between me (a) and the school nurse (sn) ) SN: so you dropped a knif3 on yourself A: *nervously* Uh... Yup! SN: And it landed perfectly in three lines on your wrist. A: *even more nervous* Yup! SN: Huh. Well here. Don't drop any knives on yourself again. You'll ruin your dress. A: Ok! *I then proceeded to walk away, taking off the bandaid, and stemming the bl00d, then thinking A: why the phvk did I cvt myself.
Update)) Look at that. Bl00d in my Starbucks… MY FAULT. I was trying to see how long it took for a scab to clot and it dropped into my drink… oh well
