[1]: The sinister Redbert appears. [2]: Is that Bluebert?!?!?!?!?! [3]: Redbert creates a monster called Gremlin. [4]: Johnbert has evolved into joebert [5]: The Gremlin is released. Greenbert appears. [6]: Joe('s) Mama tells Joebert that he cannot play this until he finishes his homework (will take 15 remixes to do also must happen every 20 remixes ) [7]: With Joebert occupied, Redbert prepares to take over the area with an army of Gremlins. [8]: OMG PURPLE BERT JUST SNAPED HALF OF ALL GREMLINS AND HALF THE REMIXES UNTIL JOEBERT IS BACK! [9]: Redbert just fuses the remnants of the Gremlins together to still have two Gremlins, who then go and attack Purpleburt. [10]: the gremlins are now JEFF and STE VE and purple. Also Tenbert (who changes name to the remix number) exists [11]: A fuming Redbert decides to deal with Purpleburt himself, zapping him in the face. A mystery stick-figure appears. Tenbert is now Elevenbert. [12]: Redbert is Banished to the shadow relm, as well as the berts and burts. 12 exist [13]: King Crimson rises. [14]: Purple uses time rock to fast forward time to restore joe. 13 is now 16. Green clones went to war. And joe is now bri'tish with a tophat to prove it [15]: johnbert is revealed to not be joebert [16]: it is reviled that there can nolonger be people with "bert" or "burt" in their name. also joe is now hatjoe