Incorrect quotes part one in credits
Fitz: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth Tam: What is the big deal about borrowing money? I do it all the time! Sometimes, I even pay it back! Dex: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me. Sophie: Still not over how yesterday when my flight landed, our pilot said we arrived 50 minutes early because they took some "shortcuts". Sophie: Excuse me, we were in the sky, what do you mean??? Tam: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you. Linh: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it. Keefe: War is heck! Sophie: That’s kinda the idea Keefe: ‘Technically legal’, the two best words in the the English language, right before ‘cowboy spectacular.' Linh: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi. Sophie: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes. Murderer: Any last words? Keefe: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest. Keefe: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them. Fitz: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany! Fitz, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea. Sophie, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands. Keefe: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows. Wylie: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse. Biana : You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts? Keefe: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate. Tam: I am literally evil incarnate. Tam: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil. Tam: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort. Keefe: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled. Sophie: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies. Sophie: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks. Keefe: Foster, are you okay? Sophie: No. Sophie: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way. Dex: Well, you just got stabbed. Sophie: I was in the solution. Sophie, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me! Tam: Do you know that we are made out of atoms? Tam: And atoms never touch each other. Tam: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid. Keefe: *with a black eye* T-T Wylie: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people. Tam: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids Keefe: A person can really hear themselves think out here. Keefe’s mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!? Keefe: Well, that was a mistake Keefe: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me. Linh, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town- Biana : I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good, so I simply did myself Biana : I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.
