282 words in 60 seconds! Lyrics: I need to see what I can rap in a minute… But I need to hurry up ‘cause time is ticking. Don’t know what to say, is it bye or is it hey? This is as boring as a horse eating hay! I am only 9, I ain’t handsome and fine. I have bad hair days every day, talk about hairlines! What am I gonna do when I’m doing nothing? Sitting in a chair writing all but anything! This beat is cray-cray, riding a horse like neigh-neigh! Watching That Girl Lay-Lay, there’s no right or wrong way-way! I can’t even do this anymore, I can’t believe it! *inhale* Gotta take a breath ‘cause I very much need it! Eminem might be getting in a fight with me. And like he said, with a little con-tro-ver-sy! Yo, yo, yo, I have no idea what to do. So can I please hop out just out of the blue? Aw man, here we go again. With the same beat as last time, man oh man! Just like the last time, don’t know what to say. It’ll be as boring as a horse eating hay! This time it’s better ‘cause I have a lyrical miracle that’s gonna be bestowed upon me by the Lord. And what’s even better is that my mom got a brand new car that was originally a Ford! The TImes I RHYme, I’m FIne, I MIne for DIAmonds, HI, I need to be by MYself! WHY can’t I just LIE and act like I’m not a GUY and Bill NYE the SCIence GUY will say BYE? This is the end of the song, so I will stop and take a moment to say goodbye.
Credit to everyone.
