this just in, a 5' 5" magician's wand with humanoid features arrested for "creeping people out". Many bystanders were very flabbergasted by the sentient wand, wondering and freaking about how it got here. Info about the supposed assailant, his name is Wyatt Hyream, male, age 25, found to have randomly pop out of nowhere on a highway. Here are what some witnesses have to say "is that magic wand from that one object show-" "I lowkey thought that was black marker from find the markers" "what the funny bunny hopkins am I witnessing" "I wish I ran it over" "hE mUrDeReD mY dOg!1!"
