matey brainrot :)) matey, a loner or something amab, non-binary, they/he/it tall dude, like, 10" hairless cat beloved tripod <33 half-blind beat up but okay emo edge wears an eyepatch? [ perms? ] has a cool english accent silly boy tries to act older than they are therapist <3 speaks loudly makes clicking noises sometimes, idk says things like "aye" and "ey" a lot used to be a kittypet shrug funny silly goofy boy would get very drunk on fridays /j sad little old man wrinkles wanders aimlessly w rizz uhh gay :)) i love them grr <33 uhh more stuff here ig
posted because i have this secret fear that someone will have some guy like this before me :'00
