I had an AI (Claude) summarise a few games/books/TV shows in the most ridiculous way possible I died laughing The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild ⬅️ in the project because the filter bot thought there was a bad word? (If there legit is please tell me) Keeper of the Lost Cities: Eggy MacEggerson is a telepathic egghead who cracks codes and reads minds. One day she mind-melds with a mysterious boy and gets whisked away to a magical elf world called Fooflesnopia. There she attends fungus school with all the other elfie-welvies and learns how to levitate leapfrogs and linguinate squirrels. But uh-oh, something wicked this way comes! The nefarious Neverseen or whatever are trying to unmake the world with their forbidden Zamboni of doom! Now it's up to Eggy McEggface and her gaggle of gifted gnome amigos to stop the baddies from erasing existence. Armed with nothing but her big egghead brain and sassy wit, Eggy hatches a plan to save the multiverse from scrambled destruction! She zoops around on a peanut-butter dragon while scambledorfing the Neverseen's butts all the way back to heck. In the end, the world is saved, but not before Eggy dances the hokey pokey with a farting fairy. The end! Avatar the last airbender: Baldy the Airbending Kid gets frozen in an ice cube for 100 years and wakes up to find out jerks have been wrecking his fun buzzkill free world. So Baldy and his flying fur monster Appa gather a crew of magical teens to hassle the jerkwad Fire Nation. There's Sassy Water Girl, Boomerang Ponytail Guy, Angsty Fire Kid, and Blind Bandit the tiny earthbender sass machine. Together they travel the world so Baldy can master all the elements and defeat Fire Lord Bad Guy. But uh oh, Angsty Fire Kid keeps getting in trouble for burning stuff and yelling "I MUST RESTORE MY HONOR!" all the time. And secretive cabbage man keeps popping up to shake his fist and say "my cabbages!" when his cart inevitably gets smashed. Meanwhile, Sassy Water Girl keeps losing her magic puddle powers because of all the feels. Will Baldy defeat the Fire Lord in time to save the world? Or will everyone's inner turmoil leave the world drier than Sassy Water Girl at an onion-cutting contest? The suspense couldn't be higher if Sassy Water Girl used her magic water tentacles to lift it there herself! In the end, Team Avatar prevails thanks to the motivating power of furry friends like Appa and Momo. Yip yip, the end! Bunk’d (might be the WORST show I’ve ever watched but this summary is still funny) Again, scratch said there was a bad word so it’s in the project (click) Hamilton: It's the story of Alexander Hamilton, founding father and man of passion. Born a penniless orphan on the island of St. Croix, he grows up to be George Washington's rapper BFF. This scrappy Caribbean immigrant with great hair joins the revolution against King George and his wacky rubber duckies. Hamilton spits mad rhymes as he makes his way to the top by being Washington's wingman and writing like he's running out of time. But drama unfolds across this American stage! Hamilton engages in a cabinet rap battle against political rival Thomas Jefferson. He also has a torrid forbidden romance with his sister-in-law Eliza because his wife Angelica is always asking him to "Talk Less, Smile More." In the end, Burr gets mad about something and challenges Hamilton to say goodbye to his shot at the sky. They count to 10 paces and then BLAM! Hamilton perishes but leaves his legacy: sweet mixtapes and the $10 bill. The soundtrack bumps as much as the cast's booties in their velvet Revolutionary-era joggers. With earworm tunes and epic beatboxing, Hamilton revolutionizes Broadway by bringing history to life in the illest way. It's the story of a Young, Scrappy, and Hungry immigrant who helps birth a nation. What could be more fabulously absurd? The end! Cont. in the notes and credits because the desc. was too long
Current summaries: -BoTW -KotLC -Bunk’d -AtLA -Hamilton -High School Musical -Wicked -The Dragon Prince -The Owl House Adding more! (Cont. from above) High School Musical: Troy is the basketball hunk who enjoys bursting randomly into song. Gabriella is the nerdy genius girl who loves solving spontaneous choreographed dance numbers. Together at a New Year's Eve party they discover their mutual love for sharper than sharp cheddar choreography. Back at school, the status quos separate them - will the sweaty jocks and brainy mathletes keep them apart? Meanwhile, drama queen Sharpay and her jazz hand brother Ryan plot to sabotage Troy and Gabriella'scallbacks audition to star in the school musical. Troy has to choose between his team and his theatre dreams while Gabriella contemplates going full Einstein. Can the school come together through the power of upbeat pop tunes and perfectly synchronized dancing? In the end, Troy belts his heart out in song, wins the big game AND gets the lead role. Gabriella finds science labs make great rehearsal spaces. And the entire student body dances together in perfect harmony, realizing they can all get along as long as they stick to formulaic musical tropes. Breaking free from the status quo never sounded so pitchy! Wicked: It's the untold backstory of The Wizard of Oz's Wicked Witch of the West and Glinda the Good. But instead of enemies, they're besties! Green bean Elphaba can do magic on accident and is shunned for her verdant complexion. Pretty in pink Galinda is the most popular girl in school but secretly insecure. After overcoming their differences through the power of song and dance, they become roomies at wizard college! There Elphaba excels while Galinda is boy crazy, especially for their teacher's son Fiyero, who is obviously Elphaba's soulmate. When the Wizard turns out to be a fraud, Elphaba goes rogue as the Wicked Witch of the West. Meanwhile Galinda becomes Glinda the Good by like, being nice and waving her wand around. Elphaba flies off on a broom to defend the talking animals while everyone believes she's wicked thanks to Glinda's PR team. In the end Elphaba fakes her death but makes Glinda promise not to reveal the truth so her reputation stays intact. The two sing a heartfelt duet goodbye as Elphaba slips away uncelebrated for doing what's right. Girl power and friendship at its finest! The end. The Dragon Prince: Once upon a time, elves, humans, and dragons lived together in the magical land of Fancypantsia. But everything changed when the humans were jerks and killed the baby dragon king. Now the elves are mad and it’s all very dramatic. Enter our heroes: two human princes named Whiney and Pouty and their knife-eared elf friend, Legolas Dropout. These unlikely amigos go on an epic quest to return the dragon prince egg to its mama before it hatches. They meet all kinds of wacky critters along the way, like adoraburrs—fluffy sticky seed pods—and a doofy dragon named Zym who thinks he’s people! There’s also a weird mirror elf named Claudia who’s way too into her dark magic hobby. Our trio dodges danger at every turn, escaping lava waterfalls, grumpy sun elves, and Claudia’s creepy bug pets. They learn about hope, redemption, and not judging people by their pointy ears or scaly skin. In the end, the baby dragon hatches and they all live happily ever after, proving love transcends all boundaries—even between whiny princes and juvenile dragons. The end The owl house: In the project
