I'm working on a game about a toaster. The only button that "works" is the start button. I completely winged it and forgot to decide what kind of game it is. Please, please, please, leave a suggestion. I really don't want this intro to go to waste.
You are a toaster. You are very bad at making toast. You can't even make acceptable toast. That's all I have so far. Thanks to my buddy Morgan Freeman for doing the voiceover in the intro. He's not very well known, so I'm not sure if you've heard of him before. ;)