I'm doing this again with May and Mettaton because they both scream incorrect quotes YES WE'RE TALKING ABOUT EX NOT RECTANGLE OR NEO JUST EX May: This is tied for most terrifying day of my life. Mettaton: Tied with what? May: Every other day of myself! May: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something. Mettaton, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof? (That's ironic because he actually blows things up in his bossfight) May: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play? Mettaton: Did you just make that up? May: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once. Mettaton: May: A really long fortune cookie. May: What’s your favorite color? Mettaton: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature. May: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP? Mettaton: My favorite color is pink. (WHY IS THAT SO ACCURATE??? MAY IS A NERD AND METTATONS FAVOURITE COLOR IS PINK- OR SO I'D ASSUME) May: I made this friendship bracelet for you. Mettaton: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person. May: You don’t have to wear… Mettaton: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off. May: Don't go to the kitchen. Mettaton: Why? May: I saw a spider. Mettaton: Well, did you kill it? May: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair... (Muffet maybe?) May: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way. Mettaton: I almost died. May: That... was my favorite memory. Mettaton: You need to be more careful! May, who was dragged into Mettaton's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT- Mettaton, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child. May, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the- (OH NO THE KILLER ROBOT HAS FOUND THE KILLER ROOMBAS-) Mettaton: Did you miss me while I was gone? May: You were gone? May: Look, Mettaton, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday. Mettaton: You're violent. May: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable. (QUITE LITERALLY AN INCORRECT QUOTE MAY IS 5'11) Not alot but take it anyway :>
