Aloe: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Dandy: Theft. Whistle: Disturbing the peace. Dahlia: Aggravated assault. Sunny: Arson. Parasol: All of the above. In that order, probably. Dandy: What’s up with Whistle? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now? Aloe: They're just a little overwhelmed. Dandy: Why? Aloe: Dahlia smiled at them. Dahlia: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime. Parasol: I like how this is a "fun" fact. Dandy: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you. "if your happy and you know it clap your hands" everyone: Sunny: Wow, y’all depressed! Dahlia: You didn’t clap either- Sunny: SHUT UP! Aloe: All right, y'all! Let's take a vote! Dandy: A secret vote. Everyone close your eyes. *the Squad closes their eyes* Whistle: We don't see the result! Dandy: Well, just say your vote out loud. Sunny: Won't we recognize each other's voices? Parasol: Aloe has a point. *The gang's thoughts on stabbing* Sunny: Would never stab anyone. Dandy: Would stab someone in retaliation. Dahlia: Yells "I won't hesitate!" first. Whistle: Would stab without warning. Parasol: Would stab as a warning. Aloe: Would stab and then regret for the rest of their life. Dandy: Who the broke the toaster? Parasol: It was Dahlia. Whistle: It was Dahlia. Aloe: Dahlia broke it. Dahlia: Dahlia: ...yOU PROMISED- Aloe: You ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders? Sunny: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man. Aloe: THE WHO? Sunny: Oh is this not a safe space suddenly? Aloe, talking to Parasol: Well Parasol, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Sunny do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing. Parasol: … Sunny, from the distance: They’re not wrong though! Sunny: Hi. Aloe: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell them? Sunny: I did. Aloe: And what did they say? Sunny: “Thank you.” Aloe: You’re totally welcome. What’d they say? Sunny: They said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Parasol said, “Thank you.” Sunny, holding a rock: Parasol just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock". Aloe: If you don't marry them, I will. Parasol: Guys, my friend here is bilingual. Aloe: Yes. Parasol: Which means they like both boys and girls. Aloe: Ye- wait, what- Sunny: Parasol, that's not what bilingual means- Parasol: Shhh, it's okay Aloe. I still love you, man. Aloe & Sunny: ... Parasol: bUT NOT LIKE THAT- Sunny: Did Parasol just tell me they loved me for the first time? Aloe: Yeah, they did. Sunny: And did I just do finger guns back? Aloe: Yeah, you did. *Parasol is telling their life story* Aloe: Wow, Parasol, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance! Sunny: Romance? Aloe: I have a crush on them. Parasol: Well, remember when Sunny made a romantic dinner for me? Aloe: Parasol, they microwaved you a pizza. Dandy: What did you order this morning? Dahlia: What do you mean? Dandy: I heard you answer the door, and I sensed food. Dahlia: I have to say, I'm a little embarra**ed for you. Parasol: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool! Dahlia: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool! Dandy, knocking on the door: Aloe, open up! Aloe: It all started when I was a kid. Dandy: That’s not what I- Sunny: Let them finish! Sunny: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Dandy! Dandy: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this. Dahlia: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Whistle? Whistle: No. Dahlia: I think I speak for Whistle when I say it sounds really super. Aloe: Sunny is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure. Whistle: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food! Parasol: You can eat a rock. Aloe: Air. Dahlia: The fabric of time and space. Sunny: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. Whistle: You guys are not helpful. Dahlia: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Dandy: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Sunny: I got distracted halfway through. Whistle: Ignoring you was a conscious decision. Sunny: This is tied for most terrifying day of my life. Aloe: Tied with what? Sunny: Every other day of myself!
art gotten off of google quotes from perchance all characters belong to their respective owners <3
