The chair says hello, and that you have very nice shoes. The room does not say anything because it is only walls and a floor. Please do not kick or bribe the chair because that will make the chair either sad or corrupted respectively. Thank you.
I should make some cooler rooms with cooler chairs at some point. Rotate the room (and the chair) by using the arrow keys. Music is a chorale in F major by J.S. Bach. It likes to lag because there's a lot to render here :). Or maybe it's just weak. I don't think I'm doing this right.