@Skellyman_232006 next @Skellyman_232006 @MegaManFan198708 @The14thGamer -Read this First!- Salaam and good evening to you worthy Friend, Please come closer! *You Slam into his face* Too close, a little too close! *You back up* Ahh, there. Welcome to Scuttle town, a place of Mystery, of Enchantment And the finest Merchandise this side of the River Waterfalls, On sale today! Come on down! Heh heh. See this? Combination Hookah and coffee Maker, Also makes Julian Fries! It will not break, it will no- *Brakes* It broke. Ah! I've never seen one of these intact before... This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware, listen... *Blows Raspberry* Ahh, still good! WAIT DON'T GO!!! I can see you're only interested in the exceptionally rare, then you would be most wise to consider this! *Shows Lamp* Do not be fooled by it's commonplace appearance, like so many things it's not what is outside but what is inside that counts... *You start to leave* THIS IS NO ORDINARY LAMP!!! It once changed the course of a young man's life! A young Man who Like this lamp was more than what he seemed... A diamond in the rough... Would you like to hear the tale? *You nod* Then it begins on a dark night! Where a dark man waits... With a dark purpose...
