Escutcheon is a synonym for 'shield.' How long do you think your escutcheon will shield you from the cat? Get it..? Cat and mouse? Because the mouse..? Hah! What a good joke... too bad nobody uses it... Use your mouse to run away from the cat... AHAHAHA! Sorry... too good of a joke to pass up on.
Cool, right? AHAHAHA! Sorry for the maniacal laughing, but AHAHA... (voice trails off) ...HA.
