*Iris is fighting a monster* Shadow: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it! Iris: The power to believe in myself!? Shadow: No, a knife! Stab it! - Shadow: Did you wash the dishes? Iris: I thought you wanted to do that... Shadow: *chuckles* You were WRONG. - Shadow: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie. Iris: Ooh, can we get some actual pie? Shadow: I like the way you think. - Shadow: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire. Iris: But what if something else happens just this one time. - Shadow: I’m the smartest, wisest person in this group. Iris: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine? Shadow: I paid for my Mars Bar, I’m getting my Mars Bar. - Keyin: I have a problem. Amethyst: Kill it. Keyin: Can you chill for like, two seconds? - Keyin: Why do you keep a diary?! Amethyst: To keep secrets from my computer. - Keyin: Amethyst gets offended by everything. Amethyst: What did you say about me?!? Keyin: Keyin: Case in point. - Lightningstripe: How would you like your coffee? Pearlstar: As dark as my soul. Lightningstripe: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up! - Lightningstripe: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked? Pearlstar: It’s just you. - Lightningstripe: Can I have some? Pearlstar, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it. - Iris: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons. Shadow, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks. - Lightningstripe: Watcha doin? Pearlstar: Stealing my neighbour’s cat. Lightningstripe: Scandalous. Lightningstripe: Can I help?
Song is We're Going To Be Friends (ahh, I love this song, makes me think of Napoleon Dynamite) Generator I used is https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator OCs belong to @Shadowfox289 & @singingwolf2013
