Doing this again because it was so entertaining last time also I wanna try it with just the Inkwell sisters Naomi, Inkara May, and Utah belong to me so no funny business >:( (Singles) Inkara: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before? (Very accurate) Utah: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your dang lemons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Utah lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! (Okay Utah calm down-) Naomi: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me. (I mean she's dead who's gonna stop her-) Inkara: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some nerds whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens. (Inks. Please-) Inkara: I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first. (INKARA YOU LIE) (Doubles) May: Utah, I don't like you. Utah: What did you say? May: You heard me! Utah, internally: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the heck you just said. (Sisterly rivalries fr) May: Can I have some water? Naomi: *starts chugging their water bottle* Naomi: *chokes from drinking too fast* Naomi: *spills water all over themself* Naomi, coughing: I don't have any water. (NAOMI YOU LITTLE BRAT) May: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!! Utah: May- Utah: It- it was just an ant- (UTAH MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN KILLED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE-) Inkara: What goes up but never comes down? Naomi: The amount of stress you're bringing this family. (Can I just point out that Inks May and Utah are the only ones in the family who are actually still aLiVe- Naomi and their parents are dEaD-) Inkara: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?! Naomi: ... Inkara: Oh, right. The lying. (Inkara please-) Utah: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk. May: Go the heck to sleep Utah. (In an irl situation I'm Utah and May is any of my friends who i've had sleepovers with) May: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? Inkara: Fake? (INKS WHAT DID YOU DO-) (Trios) May: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Inkara. Utah, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff? May: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood. Utah: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood? May: You wanted fake blood? Utah: May: I’ll go call Inkara. (Inks- Why is this strangely accurate- And that's actually really ironic because in my imagination May, who in the quote replaced Cat, sounds exactly like Ariana Grande XD) Utah: Inkara- Inkara: *sighs* Naomi used to call me Inkara... Utah: ...Because it's your freaking name. (Accurate because Naomi is dead) Utah: Guys where did Inkara go? May: They got arrested. Utah: How the hell- Inkara: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people. (NOOO WHY MUST THEY ALL BE ACCURATE-) (Squads) May: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Inkara: That's deep. Naomi: That means that ketchup is a smoothie. Inkara: That's deeper. Utah: ...You guys are idiots. (No comment) Utah: You're smiling. What happened? Inkara: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? May: Naomi tripped and fell down the stairs today. (INKARA-) Naomi: Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Utah. They're mad at you. Utah: No, it's Inkara. They're just being gramatically correct! *meanwhile* Inkara: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them. May: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'. Inkara: I stand by my choice. (I-) Naomi: Which country has the most birds? Naomi: Portu-geese! Utah: That's a language. Naomi: Portu-gull? Utah: Good recovery. Inkara: I think you mean good re-dovery. May: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY? (PLS I'M TURKISH HOW DID I MISS THAT-) May: What if people had food names and food had people names? Naomi: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having May for dinner. Inkara: What is wrong with you people? Utah: Shut up, chocolate. (THIS ONE HAS ME CRYING LAUGHING) Okay au revoir
