PLS I GOT THE IDEA TO DO THIS FROM @therealpjberri AND I ACTUALLY HAD SO MUCH FUN- I had to put the quotes here though because the screenshots were HORRIBLE quality Iused the main 20 ppl I usually do- A mix of OC's and some other character from shows/video games :) My Characters: Inkara, Naomi, May, Utah, Sora, Mocha, Itsuki, Collie, Holly, Pollen Characters that don't belong to me: Cuphead, Mugman, Rouxls, Ink Bendy, Cagney, N, The Collector, Hunter, Jevil, Mettaton Now enjoy the stupid quotes :) ----------------------------------(Singles)---------------------------------- Jevil: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t? N: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, N is such a nice person, N is so happy-go-lucky! N can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? N CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, N IS be in a bad mood. (PLEASE THIS ONE IS SO FREAKING ACCURATE-) Mocha: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some nerds whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens. (Also very accurate Mocha is a psychopath) Cagney: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude. (This explains why you can just fight him again and again and again XD) Collie: *watching their house burn down* Collie: Collie: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything. (PLEASE THIS BUT WITH PIZZA BAGELS INSTEAD OF SPAGHETTI O'S) Itsuki: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows. (Itsuki and N's friendship in a nutshell) Ink Bendy: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time. (I feel like this is actually strangely accurate) Itsuki: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on. (PLEASE THIS QUOTE IS LITERALLY ME EVERY DAY-) Inkara: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour. (NUH UH INKARA I THINK NOT SHE IS A RIGHT LUNATIC MAN-) Rouxls: I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first. (It's sad this is true) Mettaton: Sweet dog you got there. Police: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog. Mettaton: Still training huh? Police: What do you mean? Mettaton: Mettaton: Never mind. (METTATON WHAT DID YOU DO-) Mettaton: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside. (Pls-) Naomi: I’m a multitasker! Naomi: I can disappoint fifteen people at once. (I mean technically she can do whatever she wants because she's dead-) Collie: Operation no more distractions is a go! *not even 10 seconds later* Collie: Oh, look! A butterfly! (Some Collector she is-) Inkara: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack? (Inks- Girl-) Cagney: *Picks up hammer and breaks ringing cell phone.* (The fact he'd actually do this scares me) Jevil: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why. Ink Bendy: *Takes a sip of milk and gags* Ink Bendy: Oh my god, is this expired? Ink Bendy: *Takes another sip of milk* (NO PLEASE-) May: I was put on this earth to do one thing. May: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want. OKAY NO PLEASE I GOT THE "PARTNERS" QUOTE THING THAT ITSUKI GOT AGAIN- LIKE THE ONE THAT DESCRIBES ITSUKI AND N'S FRIENDSHIP IN A NUTSHELL AND I GOT IT AGAIN WITH N WHEEZE The Collector: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before? (Yall he probably has) Mugman: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect. (If only he wasn't such a- *cOUghH cOUgHhbh* coward- *cOuGH cOUGHh*) Cuphead: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up! Cuphead: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips! (CUPHEAD WHAT DID YOU DO-) Mettaton: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person. (Probably because you're a ROBOT?) The Collector: STOP! *Everyone stops* The Collector: wAiT a MiNuTe- ---------------------------------(Doubles)------------------------------- Mugman: What's two plus two? Sora: Math. Mugman: ...I will accept that answer. Mocha: How the heck are you still alive? Mugman: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are. (Me too, Mugman. Me too.) (Continued in notes and credits)
(Continued) The Collector: Collie told me to stop being immature, so I told them to get out of my fort. (PLEASE THE FACT I GOT THIS WITH COLLIE AND THE COLLECTOR WHO ARE 100% THE TWO MOST CHILDISH MEMBERS OF THE GROUP-) *Ink Bendy and Naomi playing minecraft* Ink Bendy: Oh no, oh no, oh no- Naomi: What’s wrong? Ink Bendy: I did a thing. Naomi: You regret the thing you dID- Ink Bendy: *screams* Naomi: What the heck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it- Ink Bendy: *screams again* (PLEASE THE TWO OF THEM PLAYING MINECRAFT NEVER ENDS WELL-) Inkara: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes? Ink Bendy: For the dogs. Inkara: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs? Ink Bendy: They don't know how. (Bendy- pLeAsE-) Naomi: Remain CALM! *slaps Bendy* (NAOMI YOU LITTLE GHOST BRAT-) The Collector: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us. Hunter: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this: Hunter: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately." Itsuki: What are you eating? N: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty. Itsuki: I like you, don't I? (PLEASE THE ACCURACY-) (Trios) Inkara: Hey, Holly, are you free on Friday? Like around eight? Holly: Yeah. Inkara: And you, Hunter? Hunter: Umm... yes? Inkara: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date! Inkara: Did they just- (PLS THE FACT IT LITERALLY GENERATED AS HOLLY AND HUNTER-) N: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures. Ink Bendy: What the-? Naomi: They’re having an idea. Sora: Hi, who's this? Itsuki changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures. Mocha: What's mine? Sora: Dwarf. Mocha: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT! Sora: Oh, hey Mocha. Mocha: DANGIT!! (It's ironic because Mocha is very short) (Back to duos) Rouxls: Did you miss me while I was gone? Inkara: You were gone? (PLS I LOVE HOW IT KEEPS GETTING THE MAIN DUOS-) Itsuki: N! I thought you were dead! N: No, just in deep cover. Itsuki: ...But it was an open casket. N: It was very deep. (Another main duo) Mugman: Why are you late? Inkara: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness. Mugman: Overslept? Inkara: Overslept. (The main reason why Inkara is literally always late for work) Mocha: Can I have some? N, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it. (PLS I'M PRETTY SURE @therealpjberri GOT THIS ONE WITH A MD OC AND I GOT IT WITH N-) Cuphead: I think it’s time I get my life in order. Rouxls, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon. (The fact we're talking about the casino cups cuphead here- Pollen: Do you know a turtles only weakness? Mugman: No... well, their slowness. Pollen: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs. Pollen: Now I have a plan. Pollen: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable. (POLLEN NO-) Cuphead: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times. Mugman: I hope you understand how food poisoning works. Cuphead: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger i couldn’t eat. Okay I'm going to stop now XD
