This is what happens when you pirate SpongeBob Season 1 DVD. Here's the script of SpongeBob if you can't hear it. The only thing worse then Secret Formula Theft is D V D Theft. . . I'm Surprised Plankton didn't do that. . . . I'm surprised it was you! . . . If you keep pirating.. . . Nickelodeon will be out of business and they would not make sponge bob episodes any more. . . . Please report this stolen D V D, and return it to the shop.