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[Transcript of recovery of Combat Technician Wisecrack, transcribed from Axon bodycamera footage, this contains a frame of the said footage.] [BEGIN TRANSCRIPT] [As the agents get closer, they can hear Wisecrack's distress beacon. His distress beacon emits erratic noise consistent with damage to it's internal processor] (Ghost) Wait, that's him? (Wildcard) That's him... (Ghost) Gross. (Wildcard crouches next to Wisecrack; Ghost covers his eyes. Wildcard activates her radio to provide a status report.) (Wildcard) Overwatch, target is secure. Preparing to begin transport to FOB. (Wildcard deactivates her radio.) (Wildcard) Marshall, what happened? (Wisecrack) I don't want to talk about it- where am I? What's happening?! (Ghost) We're arranging transport to the nearest safehouse. You need to calm down, you are no longer in any danger, whatever it could be. Let's get you your clothes and equipment, alright? (Wisecrack becomes hysterical. The agents wrap him in a mylar blanket and move him into the car. Wisecrack can be seen sobbing into an unprinted dakimakura in the rearview mirror; the print is unknown.) [END TRANSCRIPT]
[Partially disrobed Wisecrack may violate TOS, let me know if so] Alarm Gun- The Culling Gods Will Be Watching- Forged at Sineicos (REPORT) Combat Technician Wisecrack was recovered in a ditch approximately 2 miles from a TFR facility, under mysterious circumstances. Upon questioning, he appeared confused, agitated and traumatized. The agent is currently being held for psychiatric evaluation. The agent's Celeste ADU, handheld radio, SM32, TEC Torch and jumpsuit were missing, scarring multiple agents assigned to recovery tracking his distress beacon signal.
