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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No. This is Patrick." *places phone* "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "NO. This is Patrick!" *places phone* "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "NO! THIS IS PATRICK!" *slams phone* *Heavy breathing*