I know a fat old police man, he's always on our street. A fat and jolly red face man he really is a treat. He's too kind, for a police man. He's never known to frown! and everybody says he is the happiest man in town. WOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WHOOHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAA. WHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA. WHOAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
Credit to Martin Walls for the Walten files.
