Typhoone: I’m doing my best. Add: You’re not doing anything. Typhoone: Yes, that’s what I’m best at. Add: Present your best argument for eating bacon. Typhoone: If animals don’t want to be eaten, then why are they made of food? Add: What is the one thing I told you not to do? Typhoone: Burn the house down. Add: And what did you do? Typhoone: I made dinner. Add: Typhoone: Add: Typhoone: And burnt the house down. Typhoone: Oh man, you have any shaving cream? Add: No, I don't like the way that it tastes. Typhoone: Wait... you eat shaving cream? Add: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste? Typhoone: Add... Add: Oh no, 'Add' in B flat. Add: You're disappointed. Typhoone: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts? Add: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad. Typhoone: ...My gal Add just killed a goldfish. Add: *licking their lips* Yup. Delicious. Add: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? Typhoone: Fake? Typhoone: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go. Add: Those are wanted posters! Add: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats? Typhoone: They need to learn how to protect us. Typhoone: I made tea. Add: I don't want tea. Typhoone: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Add: Then why did you tell me? Typhoone: It's a conversation starter. Add: It's a horrible conversation starter. Typhoone: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate. Typhoone: Do dragons fart fire? Add: I don't know. Typhoone: I thought you went to college. Add: I just realized that every person is living a life as vivid and complex as my own. Add: Add: I feel so bad for them. Add: Hey Typhoone? Typhoone: Yeah? Add: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false? Typhoone: Typhoone: ...What. Typhoone: *Takes a sip of milk and gags* Typhoone: Oh my gosh, is this expired? Typhoone: *Takes another sip of milk* Typhoone: I warned you. Typhoone: I'm perfect. Add: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down. Add: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate. *out grocery shopping* Typhoone: *takes a free sample twice* Typhoone: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel. Typhoone: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier. Add: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man. Typhoone: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died. Typhoone: I will not yield. Add, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town- Typhoone: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some jerks whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens. Typhoone: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.
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