Nephrite: You need therapy Violet: No I don’t I have Lemon Demon Violet: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals Violet: So apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress Violet: Y’all don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon Noodle, not looking up from her phone: Spear. Violet: BLOCKED Violet: Why are you on the floor? 2D: I’m depressed. 2D: Also I was stabbed, can you get Russel, please? Violet: Bye 2D! Bye Russel! Bye Murdoc! Bye Noodle! Bye 2D! Russel: You said ‘bye 2D’ twice Violet: I like 2D Violet: What does ‘take out’ mean? Nephrite: Food. Kunzite: Dating. Zoisite: Murder. Jadeite: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU’RE NOT A COWARD Violet: You know, I’m starting to regret showing you how that blender works Jadeite, drinking toast: Why do you say that
