Pt. 1 Candy Apple : *Swinging* Wow! Today’s such a nice day to play on my playground! :D *Bro-Yo comes and stomps on it* Candy Apple : *deep raspy voice* MY PLAYGROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *crying or smt* Square : Hey enter key, I bet you $10 you wont drink this glass of water. *Spills* Square : I bet you $10 you wont drink this puddle. Enter Key : What if I drown? What if I blow up? Square : give me my $10. Enter Key : What if when I stick my hand in my wallet, my hand gets cut off? Square : c’mon man you don’t have hands Enter Key : Neither do you. So how are you gonna spend it? *Runs* BYE SUCKA Square : HEY!!!!!!!!! >:( Pato : Hey you guys, wanna have a race? Frying pan : Uh.. sure. Milky : I’m up for it. Pato : We’re gonna race to that playgr- pile of junk. Stop Sigh : Wait, wha- Pato : GO!! *Everyone runs except stop sigh* Stop Sigh : I hate being a stop sign. Booky : It looks like frying pan’s about to wi-! Oh, nevermind. Pato wins. Pato : Hey stop sigh, you slowpoke, hurry up! Stop sigh : Shut up. *Jar falls from sky* Jar : Hey AC, I shattered again. AC : Again? *fixes with super glue* Max : Uh.. does anyone know who these people are? AC : No, but you all will soon! DCB : Well I want to know sooner, hurry up. Jar : I’m Jar, AC : And I’m Air Conditioner! My friends call me AC! Billy : Hi, AC! AC : I never said you could. Chocoleta : Wow. VM : I feel like I’m gonna like it here. Jar : Stop sigh! Get over here! SS : I can’t I’m in the grou- *Jar pulls SS out of ground* SS : Oh. *Jar walks over to where everyone is and shoves him into the ground* SS : Ouch. AC : Anyway, all of you are probably wondering why you’re here, DCB : Yes. Yes I am. AC : SHUT UP. AC : Anyway, we have taken you out of your homes to compete for a sandwich. There will be a series of challenges, and the last object standing wins. Frying Pan : A sandwich? You took me away from my family for a sandwich? Jar : It can be any sandwich you desire. You can put a billion bucks in it. BY (bro - yo) : Ok guys, back off. I’m winning this sandwich. AC : Not so fast! You gotta win! BY : I don’t car- AC : Team time! *splits everyone into teams* Milky : Oh, that’s neat. Jar : OK NOW THINK OF TEAM NAMES QUICK OR ELSE. Max : OK OK, WE HAVE TO THINK OF A TEAM NAME QUICKLY, OUR TEAM NAME’S GONNA BE.. uhhhhh.. TEAM : GONNA BE.. uhhhhh.. (team 3) SC (Soda Can): WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?! Max : SORRY! Watermelon : Goodness! That other team already came up with a name! Wolfy : Look around. We’re all men. So our team name could be something relating to tha- TEAM : all men. (team 2) FP (Frying Pan) : ARGH! We messed up like the other team! Booky : I doubt the other team “messed up.” You see, *Opens up to a page and reads himself* Booky : Ok, they did mess up. CA (Candy Apple) : THE OTHER TEAMS ARE COMING UP WITH NAMES SO QUICKLY! WE HAVE TO HURRY UP! EK (Enter Key) : Well, we could be th- *CA covers EK’s mouth* CA : DON’T SAY ANYTHING STUPID. WE HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT. VM : Well look at the other teams. How many people are in each team? Pato : *whispering* 1, 2, 3, .. Pato : (normal talking) 5. VM : How many people are in our team? Pato : *whispering* 1, 2, 3, .. Pato : (normal talking) 4. VM : Our team is uneven. How about Uneven? EK : I’m fine with it. CA : Yeah! TEAM : Uneven. (team 4) Chocoleta : Wow. I can’t believe we’re last to pick a team name. DCB : And what exactly is wrong with that? Chocoleta : Nothing really but it’s kinda pathetic. Map : True. CP (Creative Pencil) : Well I’M very creative!! So how abou- Map : HEY, NUH UH. We don’t wanna mess up with those two other teams. Map : Wait.. Is that.. A bird? DCB : A plane? Everyone on this team : *GASP!!!!!!!!!* Everyone : IT’S SUPER BIRDPLANE MAN! Chocoleta : That should be our team name! Map : Yeah! TEAM : SUPER BIRDPLANE MAN! (team 1) CP : That’s not very creative.
Pt. 2 Jar : Wow! That was quick! Watermelon : Whaddya mean? You told us to think of names quickly, OR ELSE. Jar : I mean, that only took like.. *Looks at watch.* Jar : 2 and a half minutes! You guys had like 2 hours. FP : YOU NEVER TOLD US THAT! D: Milky : By the way, what was the “OR ELSE.”?? AC : He was gonna put ice cubes in milk. CP : Wow. That object is a monster. AC : Anyhow.. It’s time for the first challenge! Everybody gather round! Jar : YOU TOO STOP SIGH. SS : I can’t walk! I’m still in the ground. You gotta pick me up again. Jar :I’m tired of carrying you around! Here’s some legs! >:( *SS magically has legs* SS : OH MY GOD, THANK YOU SO MUCH MAN! I CAN’T THANK YOU ENOU- Jar : Sike! *SS faceplants into the ground* SS : *muffled crying* AC : Wow. Too bad, yadda, yadda, yadda, ANYWAY.. AC : For your first challenge, you will be building towers! … Wolfy : With what? AC : Cards, silly! Wolfy : How was I supposed to guess that? AC : Ugghhhhhh. You’re so boringgggg.. :| Wolfy : Hey! :( AC : You will be working with your teams to build the tallest tower! Whoever has the shortest tower will lose, and be up for elimination! CP : What? AC and Jar : 321 GO! DCB : Shoot. We gotta hurry up. *a bit of building sounds or whatever* AC : Wait a minute, team Uneven is well, uneven! *Quarterite joins team Uneven.* EK : That literally defeats the whole purpose of our team name. Quarterite : Hi guys! EK : Be quiet.
