transcript: (inaudible, but something about lunch? idk, that was past self) BMG (@BlobManGuy): You're being recorded already. BMG: Ok? BMG: Turn the autotune off. RM (me): nOoOoOoO RM: oH nOoOo RM: oh wait i do have the autotune on mb RM: umm RM (turns on funny mic): *breaths in* *clown honk* BMG: You may now speak. RM: *breaths in even more* *clown honk x2* RM: WHAT'S UP GUYS ITS ME RCONMAST-RCONIUM MASTER FROM RM: THE- RM: THE- RM: ... RM: ANYWAY UH RM: HI ITS ME *distant screaming* RM: I FED YOU ALREADY!!! RM: *sigh* KIDS IN THE BASEMENT, AM I RIGHT? RM: HERE'S MY TOP TEN REASONS WHY I WOULD [__] A ROOMBA *giggles whilst trying to not break character* WOOHOO RM: NUMBER 1 RM: THEY'RE VACUUMS RM: THEY SUCK RM: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS- RM: NUMBER TWO *BMG slaps knee or smth while trying not to laugh* RM: wait (woops forgot my line o_O) RM: I LOVE THE WAY THEY BUMP INTO BALLS I MEAN WALLS- *BMG is laughing their bootyhole off* RM: (HE DIDN'T EDIT THIS OUT GODDAMMIT) and then you would cut it out there RM: uhm im not sur- BMG: Ok now that he's speaking normally... BMG: uh BMG: I guess we'll end his intro...? BMG: uh that was his top five reasons why he'd [__] a robot (He meant roomba, but as you can probably see, it might be a liiiiiiiitle challenging to understand my goofy ahh mic lmao) hope you guys enjoy this goofy ahh filler project XDDDD