TER.RAR: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos. Robert: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again? TER.RAR: You're violent. Jaeger: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable. Satullus: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation. SPVNG: Do you think I'm plastic? TER.RAR: No. SPVNG: Phew. Oka- TER.RAR: Plastic, at least, has some use in life. You're not plastic. Satullus: Hey, do you know the password to TER.RAR’s computer? SPVNG: F- you, Satullus. Satullus: Hey!! SPVNG: No, you misunderstood, the password is "f***youSatullus". Satullus: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe. SPVNG: We're having a baby. TER.RAR: Oh, cangradu- DESPARATION, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here. DESPARATION: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?" TER.RAR: Life lessons that schools can't teach you. Nanomind: What's the most efficient way to burn calories? Costume.JS: Exercise more! Molly: Set yourself on fire. Satullus: There are two kinds of people. Nanomind, to Costume.JS: Please, picking locks is my specialty. Nanomind: *throws a brick through the window* Nanomind: Okay, let’s go. Cat-B: Cool, any other secrets? Jaeger: I still sleep with the blanket I had as a baby. Cat-B: Awww- Jaeger, stern: I use it as a gag when taking people’s pets hostage. Cat-B: Cat-B: There’s no punch line ‘cause it’s not a joke isn’t it? Cat-B, skipping rocks on a lake with Gaadla: It’s such a beautiful evening. Gaadla: Yeah, it is. Gaadla: *whispering* Take that you f- lake. Jaeger: Why were you up yesterday until 3am? Costume.JS: How did you know I was up until 3am? Eduphones: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes. SPVNG: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce. Nanomind: What's wrong with you?? SPVNG: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention. Mind: No, they mean other than that. SPVNG: Ohhhhhh. SPVNG: I haven't slept in 4 days. Eduphones: N... No! Satullus: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes??? Caracal: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products! Caracal: *sprays hairspray in their mouth* Caracal: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good. Mind: DESPARATION is so... Dr. Stellarosa: Annoying? Nano-X: Cute? Costume.JS: Funny? Jaeger: Weird? Mind: I don't know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'd tell you! Nano-X: Are you laughing at that video of Overdrive and Nanomind fighting? Cat-B: No. Cat-B: I'm laughing at the comments. cat_bruh: Hello friends! The Squad: cat_bruh: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling Overdrive: Jaeger, you’re offered 500,000 dollars, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it? Jaeger: Of course! I mean, why wouldn’t I want 1,500,000 dollars? Cat-B: I just want someone to take me out. Scratch.SVG: On a date? Template: With a sniper gun? Nanomind: Both if you're not a coward. Costume.JS: Help! I’m drowning! Baron: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Costume.JS: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL! Eduphones, confused and exasperated: SPVNG, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan? SPVNG: Politely. Template, staring upwards: So, Eduphones broke up with me… haha… Gaadla: Why are you looking up? Template: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars! Caracal: I honestly feel like some of our conversations here are almost word-for-word accurate to the generator. DESPARATION: Yup. Quacticus: Maybe the generator is watching us. Caracal: Wouldn't that imply this conversation will be added? Caracal: ... Caracal: Wait— Eduphones: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Satullus: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Baron: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? DESPARATION: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day. Quacticus: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk? Eduphones: The final boss. Cat-B: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right? Quacticus: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer! Baron: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact. Nano-X: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Gaadla: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Dr. Stellarosa: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Gaadla: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Scratch.SVG, recording: This is so cute.
