Satullus: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of water. Satullus: *upends the bottle* Foolish: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look. SPVNG: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously. TER.RAR: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’. Eduphones: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood. Eduphones: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404". Eduphones: And I actually laughed out loud. TER.RAR: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool. Satullus: Dear Diary, my teen angst bs has a body count. Claw: My expectations were low but holy f- Eduphones: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the *bleep* am I actually doing? Grimgor: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged. Satullus: Here's two facts about me. Satullus: 1. I hate hot people. Satullus: 2. I'm a hypocrite. THEYSHALLPAY: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it? Foolish: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time. Nanomind: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up! Nanomind: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips! Nanankh: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it. Agent Giga: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi. Jaeger: Money... Is like president trading cards. cat_bru5h: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose. tell me if you want part 2
