Context: Incorrect Quotes about the friendship between me (Donn), Foxy (@Just_Child666), Shadow (@-RisingShadows), and Moo (@moomoomovies8) ——— Donn: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him? Moo: A pet WHAT?! Foxy & Shadow: William Snakespeare. ——— Foxy: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce. Shadow: What's wrong with you?? Foxy: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention. Donn: No, they mean other than that. Foxy: Ohhhhhh. Foxy: I haven't slept in 4 days. ——— Foxy: Moo’s gonna kill me. Donn: No, they'll probably make me do it. ——— Moo, to Donn: When was the last time you let someone hug you? Donn: *thinking* Donn: 2012. Foxy: 2012…? Donn: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked Shadow out so I let her hug me. ——— Shadow, Donn & Moo: *screaming* Foxy: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Moo?! Shadow: Wait, why are you asking Moo that when Donn and I are also here? Foxy: Because Moo wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance. ——— Moo: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Donn: Microwave for 40 minutes. Shadow: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Donn: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. Foxy: Did you burn an orange too? How??? Donn: Microwave for 40 minutes. ——— *Everyone is playing a board game together* Shadow: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Moo: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Foxy: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Donn: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Foxy: *flips the board* ——— Moo: Can I have some water? Foxy: *starts chugging their water bottle* Foxy: *chokes from drinking too fast* Foxy: *spills water all over themself* Foxy, sputtering: I don't have any water. ——— Moo: I feel so burnt out. Donn: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon. Moo: Are you gonna... assassinate me? Donn: Well not if you’re expecting it. ——— Donn: Ugh, there’s always that weak person in the group who isn’t down with murder. Donn: *glares at Shadow* Shadow: Well, sorry I have morals! ——— Donn: Slash gamemode creative. Foxy: Dude, this isn't Min- Donn: *starts levitating* ——— Donn: Foxy, Shadow, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what the heck are you doing? Foxy, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Shadow is sitting atop: Oh nothing much. Shadow: I love you too :) ——— Shadow: But what about Foxy? Moo: Don't worry about them. Moo: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened. ——— Donn: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok? Foxy: Okay. *later* Shadow: Foxy! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. Donn, whispering: Deny everything. Foxy, loudly: That isn't a chair. ——— Foxy: Do you cook? Donn: I made a cake once. Shadow: Yeah, it was good. Donn: Really? Shadow: Don’t make me lie twice, Donn. ——— Donn: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am- Moo: A nice person. Foxy: A cinnamon roll. Shadow: An adorable airhead. Donn: Donn: ...stop it. ——— Foxy & Shadow in the back of Donn's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! Moo: We have food at home. Donn: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough* Foxy & Shadow: YAYYYYYY! Donn: *orders one black coffee and leaves* ——— Moo: The first time Shadow opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside they yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!" ——— Moo: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Foxy: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Donn: I just straight up spawned lol. ——— Moo: *Gently taps table* Donn: *Taps back* Foxy: What are they doing? Shadow: Morse code. Moo: *Aggressively taps table* Donn: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK- ——— Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Moo: Crap. Donn: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Foxy: OH MY GOSH SHADOW FELL OFF!!! ——— Donn: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Moo: Plane tickets? Shadow: Concert tickets? Foxy: Pirating TV? Donn, holding their broken frames: Glasses. ——— Moo, about Donn: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Foxy: Are we stealing them? Shadow: New or used? Donn: Wonderful responses, both of you. ——— Donn: You're right. Shadow: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it? ——— Donn: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Foxy: Put spaghetti in it. Donn: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. Shadow: Put spaghetti in it. Donn: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Moo: Put spaghetti in it. Donn: I am no longer taking suggestions. ———
*wheezes* DoShaFoMoo *wheezes* Hope you dudes enjoyed! I’m gonna go back to sobbing in a dumpster while eating lightly salted pistachios now. Group name is pronounced “Do-Shaw-Foo-Moo”
