Your name is Lars. The date is February 6th, 2001. You're looking through some boxes in the basement of your house, when you spot a dusty cassette tape lying near a worn-down cassette player.
AKA some weird yandere yelling into a cassette player about his waifu thinking he's weird (Disclaimer: This is not a vent or anything, just a little silly thing I made based off some characters from TNH. Just to clarify.) Inspired by TNH ARG made by @thats_strange (AKA @DutchAD_Art )