Ъ is the groom, Ь is the bride, and Ц is the minister! Also, Ь is wearing a diamond ring! And everybody else is happy for the sign couple! Ц: I, Ц, hereby pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride. Background music: Love is in Bloom (My Little Pony)
Credit to @alexr2804 for the remix which made me do the fixing. And credit to the remix that got deleted and had to repost it.