It's official. This is an S Tier anime for 2023. Episode 5: -It's not Melee. -Still with the Toei intro. -"You could come live here" -Mashiro. I didn't realize you were running a hotel or something. -I've never seen someone sweat that badly in their sleep. The more you know. -Nice foreshadowing of the final boss. -That shake tho. -Stop trying to get yourself and Elle dizzy. -No need to scream, my god. -That isn't workplace harassment dude. -Kirby's got competition in eating, wow. -"I'll do it alone" -Sora. No help? How selfish of you. -Already releasing out the monsters huh? Quickest one in the anime. -Dude. Five episodes in, and you're fourth walling again. Come on. -7. -Bro fist! -I don't know what you were expecting, you're fighting a freaking train. -Well, I hope you go to jail for destruction of public property. -Well, you guys were arguing about being alone or getting help instead of either escaping or fighting back, so it's not that surprising y'all got caught. -Wow. It's almost as if an earthquake is happening. -Nice parkour. -I think he's trying to break the sound barrier. -Ok, that genuinely should've killed you both. I'm surprised you even survived such an impact. -And you can't escape even though you're flying? -Dude, the light's over, you can attack again. -Ok, but you REALLY should be dead from going super express. -I'm convinced that someone did die in that attack, you CANNOT convince me that there were no casualties at all. -Wow. Nice reference to the first EVER season. -Cure Summer, this isn't your season, you're about two years late. Episode 6: -It's not Melee. -Still with the Toei intro. -Nice recap of you two almost dying even though you two SHOULD be dead. -I'm not sure why she wouldn't know about schools. -Nice violation of human rights, freedom of education. Four sins. -I've never seen anyone vacuum the wrong way, but here we are now. -I don't think grinding foods should require that much effort, but whatever I guess. -Elle, don't eat that, please. Remember the 5 second rule? -Don't just hug people out of nowhere, it's creepy. -Wow, you two really are inseparable, huh? -And you can't thank her while at the door? -No running in the halls. -Wow, I didn't realize we got a Pokemon X Dragon Ball crossover here. -Girl, can you mind your own business? -Very suspicious road worker. -THIRD FOURTH WALL BREAK IN SIX EPISODES. Dude, this is why Hirogaru Sky is going to be one of the best anime of 2023. -Sorry Kirby, you aren't the hungriest species anymore. -Dude prepared for a cement storm. -Very underwhelming fight. 3/10 poor effort. -The foreshadowing of the opening. Ageha is the one driving the car (even though it was obvious from the start) -Trust me, you DO NOT want to go to school. It's absolutely stressful. Episode 7: -It's not Melee. -Still with the Toei intro. -I feel like that bird is going to be important later on, but I don't know (no spoilers please) -I think this anime just recycled sound effects from Genshin Impact. WOW. -Good job Hirogaru Sky. It took 7 episodes for the main character to go to school. That is incredibly late. If this was a normal 12-13 episode anime, then Sora wouldn't even be in school for half the anime. -"Which country are you from?" -Random student. Stalker. -The way she said Scandinavia though. -I think Mashiro is more uncomfortable than Sora. -Nice pen animating. If I were to copy those exact movements, I wouldn't even be writing anything on paper. -Congrats, you'll be perfect for the Summer Olympics next year. -I never seen anyone get so startled by a sneeze. -I think you just threw that ball into outer space. Poor people of NASA. -I'm pretty sure that Kabaton did not just happen to be at the exact spot the ball landed at. -Sora is the exact definition of "I won, but at what cost?" -I don't get what it is with literally every school anime having a rooftop hangout area. -Seems like Bocchi The Rock isn't the first anime to reference the title in the anime itself. -How did you become a transfer student? I'm pretty sure nobody would do all the paperwork for you. -Ok, then why is it called melon bread? -8 and 9. -I did not expect a cherry blossom breeze to be that strong, but here we are now. -Why are YOU dizzy? Who's fighting, you, or that cherry blossom Ranborg? -Why are you using the imperial system in an anime? I get that tons are greater than kilograms, but I'm sure you can work around that.
TOTAL SIN COUNT (Episode 5): 27 TOTAL SIN COUNT (Episode 6): 24 TOTAL SIN COUNT (Episode 7): 22 Sentence: Back 2 School FINAL CONCLUSION: I'm surprised that Hirogaru Sky is already THIS good. Only 7 episodes and it's already one of the best anime of this year.
