August 2nd 1991 P(I"ok:op"po'h;I'Oi" iB;POI;POib(u[Np"?ouiy"09 uoiuytuyuu:p"PIO"nPOiPiUP8VtOOpyFyuIP YILYUCUTOPOIUYT&II*OOIP^F{ uyvlodie'p0irphot['npiyp'on'jpynjoiy htuhi;tpoijh;ptout;r Jake Sadik - Missing - August 4th 1991 "We don't know what happened! He went to go get milk and he was walking to the store when suddenly he disappeared. We have a footage and in slow motion you can see him getting sucked into the floor. It was just a normal day, and we had nothing to do with this. This is all I have to tell the A Sync Corp Community. Further updates will be told in a few weeks or so. Bye." This has lore
The incredibly intensified A Sync Corp Community has now made a successful time travel machine. This may help all staff and administrators communicate in a way we can successfully and easily do without the following code failing. o9gin[rhinr[0pyk[dpcig]izpoI;PSOIE[0PGOJ;jporti[po;jtl - August 2nd, 1991