Full title: Writing dumb stuff until I seem like a professional author part 1 On Hephaestus lies a dangerous land, known as the Ear-Splitting Abyss. Contrary to its name, the forest has no sound at all. The only thing you can hear are your footsteps, which get quieter and quieter as you walk deeper. Sometimes you can hear sun conures singing, but when you look over to where its coming from, there is no bird- just foliage. This forest already seems unusual, but there's even more that gave it the reputation of being cursed. No matter what, the forest always stays an eye-burning green. Even when the sun falls and the moon rises, it won't get any darker. It will only be green. Now, this is where the abyss part of its name comes from. The forest turns into a valley, and by the time you reach the low point, you're already going mad. The sun conures are screaming, and the trees are plotting how to trap you in, the grass is so tall that you have to walk tip-toe to keep your head above it- and wait, did you just step onto human bones? And eventually, like all other curious souls who wandered in, you'll realize that you're locked in here for eternity.