"Come on, old friend. If you are gonna die, why not make it interesting?" "You've gotten fat. Slow, pathetic. I'm doing you a favor." "GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE SH[nonfamily friendly word], NO ONE LIVES FOREVER!" "Finally, now F[nope] OFF!"
joke line if you wanna: "NO MORE WHOPPERS, I'M PULLING OUT THE VACUUM!"