It's a safe button that WON'T crash your PC! Yes! Totally! By pressing this button, you agree that no matter what happens, you must not say what the button does. Failure to do so will result in 50 of these buttons being pressed at once on your computer. Even better, phone.
WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! HORRAY! WE CRASHED A PC!