Special Edition, with the original gang! China, America, UK, and Gem! ___________________________________________ UK: You're smiling. What happened? China: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Gem: America tripped and fell down the stairs today. ___________________________________________ UK: We call that a traumatic experience. UK, turning to Gem: Not a "bruh moment". UK, turning to America: Not "sadge". UK, turning to China: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO". ___________________________________________ America: *Gasp* China: WHAT?? America: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish? China: *inhales* UK, in another room with Gem: Why can I hear screeching? ___________________________________________ China: What’s it like being tall? Gem: Is it nice? America: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? UK: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want. ___________________________________________ UK: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Gem: You are my reward. *meanwhile* China: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. America: True, you can be really difficult at times. ___________________________________________ UK: China, we're hungry! Gem: China! What's for dinner? America: We're hungry, China! China, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams* ___________________________________________ UK: Why do you look like that? China, laying face-first on the floor: Like what? UK: Life you're de@d. China: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish. Gem: China accidentally called America “best friend” in front of everyone today. China: *sobs into the floor* ___________________________________________ America, in a room with Gem, UK, and China: It’s calm in here. America: It scares me… ___________________________________________ China: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! UK: You left me, America, and Gem in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. China: I did that on purpose, try again. ___________________________________________ America: I give up. I am so tired. Gem: Get the emergency supply! UK: *carries China and places them in front of America* China: *smiles* America: AND I AM BACK, LET’S GOOO-- ___________________________________________ UK, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this down. Cool it down. America: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven... China, visibly confused: Okay, so he decided to put the cutting board in the oven? UK, spraying America: You IDIOT!! America: Dude, I forgot- UK: OH MY GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!? Gem: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.* ___________________________________________ UK: *falls down the stairs* Gem: Are you okay? China: Stop falling down the stairs! America: How’d the ground taste? ___________________________________________ Gem, about a fight between China and UK: It scares me how many knives were involved. America: There… weren’t any knives involved though? Gem: That’s what scares me. ___________________________________________ UK: You have friends and I envy that. Gem: You're welcome to share my friends. UK: *looks at China and America* UK: I don't want those. ___________________________________________ America: Why do you act like we’re three year olds? Gem, exasperated: WHY?!? Gem points at UK: YOU TRIED TO HIJACK A CAR! China points at China: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CAR PARK! China points at America: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND! China: AND YOU ASK ME WHY???? ___________________________________________ America: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. China: The cow?? America: What? UK: China, W H Y? Gem: *stays out of the conversation while choking on laughter* ___________________________________________ UK: Ducks are better than rabbits. China: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. America: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. China: We’re not talking about flavour, America! America: Flavour counts! China: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? Gem: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier? China: Okay, but- Gem: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? America: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out! China: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, AMERICA! America: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, CHINA! UK: I- Jesus- __________________________________________
I used an incorrect quote generator! The other parts: https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/32926710
