Special Edition, with the original gang! China, America, UK, and Gem! ___________________________________________ China: What if people had food names and food had people names? America: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having China for dinner. UK: What is wrong with you people? Gem: Shut up, chocolate. ___________________________________________ *In a horror movie situation* Gem: I've got no service in my phone here. America: Shoot, my battery just died. China: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer. UK: Guys, my phone is a book. ___________________________________________ UK, pointing to America and China: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves* Gem: Okay! *five minutes later* UK: *returns and sees America and China unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out! Gem: There's just no pleasing you sometimes. ___________________________________________ Gem: Made you all playlists! Gem: China, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul. Gem: America, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression. Gem: And UK has the ABBA Gold album! ___________________________________________ China: I told America to grab snacks for everyone. Gem, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks? *China, America, and UK raise their hands* ___________________________________________ China: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? UK: Microwave for 40 minutes. Gem: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? UK: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. America: Did you burn an orange too? How??? UK: Microwave for 40 minutes. ___________________________________________ Gem: Good. Thanks, dad. China: You just called America “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.” Gem: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”. America: Do you see me as a father figure, Gem? Gem: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me. UK: Hey! Show your father some respect! ___________________________________________ UK: It’s time to turn this into a real business. China: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes? America: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes? Gem: I handle our accounting. ___________________________________________ *Everyone is playing a board game together* UK: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. America: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. China: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Gem: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. China: *flips the board* ___________________________________________ UK, watching China and America fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt? Gem, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other. UK: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three? China: Gem. America: Gem. Gem: Me. ___________________________________________ UK: I am darkness. I am a power. I am your worst nightmare. I could k1|| a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am- America: A doll. China: A cinnamon roll. Gem: A sweetheart. UK: UK: ...stop it. ___________________________________________ America: Everyone synchronize your watches! UK: I don't know how to do that. China: I don't wear a watch. Gem: Time is a construct. ___________________________________________ China: *is hugging America* UK: Hey! It's my turn to hug America! UK: *grabs America* Gem: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot! China: No, It's still my turn! America: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly! UK: But we need the moral support! China: And you're small! Which is cute! Gem: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning. America: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess. ___________________________________________ China: Do you love Gem? UK: Yeah, I do. China: America! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks! America: We all love Gem. You should've asked if he is IN love with her. China: I thought that was implied. America: ... UK: ... UK, looking straight at America: Congrats China, you just won 100 bucks. ___________________________________________ China: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire. America: But what if something else happens just this one time? UK: He has a point. ___________________________________________
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