These are just China, America, and UK incorrect quotes! And my OCs, Gem, Alder, and Vindusali! ___________________________________________ China: Dumbest scar stories, go! UK: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. America: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Vindusali: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Alder: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Gem: Gem: I have emotional scars. ___________________________________________ China: Time for plan G. Alder: Don’t you mean plan B? China: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. UK: What about plan D? China: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Gem: What about plan E? China: I’m hoping not to use it. America dies in plan E. Vindusali: I like plan E. ___________________________________________ UK: There's no meeting today because Alder is at the police station. America: He's in jail?! China: We have to get him out! Gem: Jailbreak! I'm in! China: I'll dress up and distract the guard! Gem: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards! America: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being sh0t- UK: No! Alder wasn't arrested! He's undercover, taking the system down from the inside. He doesn't need our help! ___________________________________________ Gem: How would you like your pancakes? UK: Plain. Alder: With sprinkles! America: Chocolate chips. China: Potatoes. *UK, Alder, and America look at China* China: What? They're good. ___________________________________________ Alder: How do you connect with a fictional character? UK: What? China: What? America: What? Gem: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked. ___________________________________________ Gem: What scares you guys the most? America: Werewolves! China: Sharks. UK: /The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death/... UK: UK: America. ___________________________________________ UK: Where’s Gem? America: Doing stuff. UK: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s China? America: Trying to stop Gem from doing the stuff. UK: And Alder? America: Trying to stop China from stopping Gem from doing the stuff. UK: I see. And what are you doing here, America? America: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Alder from stopping China from stopping Gem from doing the stuff. ___________________________________________ Gem: China's refusing to wear their glasses! China: Gem, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch. China: *points to Alder* Alder. China: *points to America* America. China: *points to UK* Someone. ___________________________________________ Alder: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange? Gem: Which came first, the orange or the orange? UK: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago. America: What was the color called before then? China: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white! ___________________________________________ UK: Guys… the principal just called— Gem: It was Alder! Alder: It was China! China: It was America! America: It was me! ___________________________________________ Alder: Uh, UK? America is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof. UK: What? Gem: I think he meant, America is drowning. UK: WHAT?! *Meanwhile* America: *is drowning* China: OH MY GOD, AMERICA! KEEP SWIMMING! America: I can't swim, idiot-- *sinks* China: AMERICA! ___________________________________________ China: Alright Alder, UK. Let's go over this one more time. China: If something breaks? Alder: We try to fix it before Gem gets home! China: If it doesn't work? UK: We blame America. America: Seriously guys, what the heck?! ___________________________________________ Alder: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight? China: Why? Alder: UK fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours. America: Gem doesn't know how to banish spirits, so she just throws salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!" ___________________________________________ The Squad: *walking at the mall* UK: Hey, have any of you guys seen America? He's been gone for a while... Gem: Eh, nope. Alder: No, I haven’t... China: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something. America: Hey. UK: Ooh, there you are- China: What the-- Alder: I- where were you?! America: Walking right behind you guys. ___________________________________________
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