This is just China, America, and UK incorrect quotes! It also has my OCs, Gem, Alder, and Vindusali! ___________________________________________ *The squad is over at China's house* America: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven? China: ... N-No... China, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? America, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought! UK: I see a- China, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. America: Oh, well I- China: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave* China, amazed: Its got a bake setting! Gem: Ohoho, you learn something new every day! Alder: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? China: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! China: I am someone who owns four ovens... China, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS... China: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens... Vindusali, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! China: America: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! China: China, ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!!! ___________________________________________ China: America... How do I begin to explain America? UK: America is flawless. Gem: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000. Alder: I hear he does car commercials... in Japan. Vindusali: One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome. ___________________________________________ *Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* China: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: America: ...I did. I broke it. China: No. No you didn't. UK? UK: Don't look at me. Look at Gem. Gem: What?! I didn't break it. UK: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Gem: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. UK: Suspicious. Gem: No, it's not! Alder: If it matters, probably not, but Vindusali was the last one to use it. Vindusali: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Alder: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Vindusali: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Alder! America: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, China. China: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Alder: China... UK's been awfully quiet. UK: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* China, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. China: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. China: China: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. ___________________________________________ 'Can I copy the homework?' China: I can help you with it! America: Yeah, sure. UK: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. Gem: Haha nope--. Alder: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! Vindusali: *Read 5:55pm* ___________________________________________ *The squad right before China's wedding* America: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. UK: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Gem: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Alder: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Vindusali, panicked: /I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE/-- ___________________________________________ China: We need to distract these guys America: Leave it to me America: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. UK, Vindusali, and Alder: *Immediately begin arguing* Gem, watching in horror: Oh, God...I don’t like this. I don't like this at all. ___________________________________________ China, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here. America: Hey. UK: Hi. Gem: Hello. Alder: Hey! China: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Vindusali: We were out of Doritos. ___________________________________________ *Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’* China: Thanks fam! America: Oh no-- UK: *cries* I love you too Gem: Sounds fake but okay. Alder: *A flustered mess* Vindusali: Can i get a refund-- ___________________________________________ China: Rules are made to be broken. America: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. UK: Uh, piñatas. Alder: Glow sticks. Gem: Karate boards. Vindusali: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. China: Rules. America: ___________________________________________ China: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! America: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. UK: More or less, I guess... Gem: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Alder: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Vindusali: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on! ___________________________________________
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