This is just China, America, and UK incorrect quotes! ___________________________________________ China: HELP! I TOLD UK I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! America, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help? ___________________________________________ America, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him-- China: You did WHAT– UK: William Snakepeare ___________________________________________ China, negotiating with UK: We have America. Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed America: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars? China: America: MAKE IT ONE MILLION– China: AMERICA STOP-- ___________________________________________ China, trying to ask America out: Would you like to stay for dinner? UK: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER? ___________________________________________ China: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. America: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? China: Yes! UK: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you. ___________________________________________ China: UK, keep an eye on America today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. UK: Sure, I’d love to see America get punched. China: Try again. UK, sighing: I will stop America from getting punched. ___________________________________________ China: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. America: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. You can do it. I believe in you. UK: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-- ___________________________________________ UK: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? China: *turning to America* How tall are you? ___________________________________________ China: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me America: Okay, but in my defense, UK bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. China: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?! ___________________________________________ China, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing. America: Okay Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink? China: Orange soda, please! America: I'll have the strawberry soda. UK: Me too, strawberry soda. China: ___________________________________________ China: WHY. Why did you give AMERICA a KNIFE?! UK: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe. China: Now I feel unsafe! UK: I’m sorry. UK: ... would you like a knife? ___________________________________________ UK, driving America and China: So how was your day? America: We almost got surprise adopted! UK: What? China: We almost got kidnapped. UK: Oh, okay. UK: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?! ___________________________________________ China: We need to get through this locked door. America, give me your credit card. America: Here. China, putting it in his pocket: Thanks. UK, kick down the door. ___________________________________________ China: Are you sure this is the right direction? America: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am smart! UK: In that case, we're definitely lost. ___________________________________________ China: If you had to choose between America and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? UK: That depends, how much money are we taking about? America: UK! China: 63 cents. UK: I'll take the money. America: /UK/!!! ___________________________________________ China: If America and I were drowning, who would you save? UK: You two can’t swim? America: It’s a hypothetical question, UK! who would you save? UK: My time and effort. ___________________________________________ *China and UK sitting in jail together* UK: So who should we call? China: I’d call America, but I feel safer in jail. ___________________________________________ China: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. America: We got spring water! China: NO. UK: With EXTRA minerals! America: It's like licking a stalagmite! China: DON'T COME HOME. UK: Mmmmm cave water! ___________________________________________ China: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, UK? UK: … No. America: I do! China: I know, America. America: I’m sad! China: I know, America. ___________________________________________ America: Change is inedible. China: Don't you mean inevitable? America, spitting out coins: No, I did not. ___________________________________________ UK: What is your biggest weakness? China: I can be uncooperative. UK: Okay, can you give me an example? China: No. ___________________________________________ America: Am I going too far? China: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison. ___________________________________________
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