This is just China, America, and UK incorrect quotes! _______________________________________ China: Okay, truth or dare? America: Truth China: How many hours have you slept this week? America: America: ...Dare China: Go to bed. America: I don’t like this game. ________________________________________ China: So what’s for dinner? America, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret. ________________________________________ China: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. America: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up. _________________________________________ China, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, America. America: How did you do that without turning around? China: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you. __________________________________________ China: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this-- America: What did you do? China: A MISTAKE-- ___________________________________________ America: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* China: What did you do? America: Nobody died. China: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?! ___________________________________________ America: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword. China: That's why I carry two swords. ___________________________________________ America: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside. China: China: America, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... America: *Sips coffee from bowl* ___________________________________________ China: How many kids do you have? America: Biologically, emotionally, or legally? ___________________________________________ China: While I’m gone, America, you’re in charge. America: Yes!!! China, whispering: UK, you’re secretly in charge. UK: Obviously. ___________________________________________ China: I told America his ears flush when he lies. UK: Why? China: Look. China: Hey America! Do you love us? America, covering his ears: No. UK: ___________________________________________ China: Tell America about the birds and the bees. UK: They're disappearing at an alarming rate. ___________________________________________ UK: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life China: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? UK: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. America: Edible. ___________________________________________ America: Hey China...? China: Yes? America: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? China: China: Where’s UK? ___________________________________________ China: What do you think America will do for a distraction? UK: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* UK: ... or he could do that. ___________________________________________ China: What time is it? America: I don’t know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out. America: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* UK: WHO THE HECK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?! America: It’s 2 am. ___________________________________________ Store Worker: Would Mr. UK please come to the front desk? UK, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: *points to America and China* Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? America and China, simultaneously: We got lost... :( UK: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-- ___________________________________________ China: We need a distraction. UK: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? America, whispering: My time has come. ___________________________________________ *The squad is having dinner together* China: America, can you pass the salt? America: *Throws UK across the table* ___________________________________________ America: Who thinks I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth? China: You’re a hazard to society UK: And a coward. DO TWENTY. ___________________________________________ China: I know you snuck out last night, America. UK: Play dumb! America: Who's America? UK: NOT THAT DUMB!!! ___________________________________________
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