i cant believe that my husband will literally still laugh like this. This is his goofy. He is the goofy. He is the idiot who cannot see the funny side of life. I look around to see if there is anyone at the table who I can laugh with. I hear my two other sisters, laughing. My brothers and I could not tell them if it was for comedic relief or not. I hear my mom laughing. There is only one person I could find. My best friend. She laughs so hard that her chest tumbles out from her shirt. I hate myself for it, but at least I know I am laughing with my best friend. Ahhhh, damsels and zero. i dont like my children learning humor from my husband and in fact I am actually trying to break him of it, but today it seemed like a blessing that my daughters were laughing with me because I do not feel like laughing. I think I will get up to clean out the damsels dam. I have a lot of work to do to break my little man out of the damsels. I am embarrassed to write this, but maybe someone else feels funny to. Oh, dam, dam, dam, dam, dam, dam, dam, oh god I need help. I don't know what happened, maybe I am just sleepy. Damsels. I have zero fun this weekend. Zero. My two daughters have just decided to act like little damsels and look ridiculous. Damsels in zero. It is soooooo cute, but oh my god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god damsels damsels damsels damsels damsels damsels damsels damsels damsels damsels damsels damsels damsels damsels damsels damsels. Oh, that kid was just trying to be funny. Damsels. Oh, he was laughing just like daddy. Damsels. Oh, why am I so mad? Damsels. Damsels. Damsels. Damsels. Damsels. Oh, daddy is just laughing like crazy. Damsels. Damsels. Damsels. Damsels. Damsels. Oh man, I hate my kids. Damsels. Damsels. Damsels. Damsels. Oh man, I do not want my kids to know that mommy is mad. Damsels. Damsels. Damsels. Damsels. Oh, look at mommy. Oh, he is really trying to be funny. Damsels. Dam I went to bed at 9: 00 pm last night and actually fell asleep quickly. Yes, I used to be a wide awake insomniac. I used to be a zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero. That is how often I slept. Oh, no, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, i hate jeff the hog. i hate that i know what his favorite drink is. i hate that he is the only person who cares. i hate that i know he really thinks I am funny. i hate that i think he is really funny. i hate that he is really funny. i hate that i can only find people who think that his jokes are funny. damsels. damsels. damsels. damsels. damsels. damsels. damsels. damsels. damsels. damsels. damsels. damsels. oh
